“So can you? Come to the shore Labor Day weekend?”
. Mercy licked the barbecue sauce from her fingers, then wiped them with her napkin. She took a long sip of water, much to Bernadette Andresi’s agitation, who was waiting on an answer.
. “Ummmm–”
. “Ummmm, what?” Bernadette cut in. “Like, what the fuck, Merce? It’s bad enough we haven’t done anything all summer, but everytime I ask you to do something or go somewhere, it’s all like, “ummmm.” What’s going on?”
. “We’re doing something now, aren’t we?” Mercy spread her arms out, referring to the Outback restaurant where they now sat, eating dinner. “Look at this,” she said, gesturing towards the shopping bags overflowing the two unoccupied chairs at their table. “A day spent doing.”
. “Yeah,” Bernadette said, reaching into Mercy’s Victoria’s Secret bag and pulling out a clump of thong panties. “Look at this.” She tossed them back inside, then reached back in to produce a nightie. “And this. Who’s this for, Mercy? The person you’ve been neglecting me to be with?”
. “Bern,” Mercy said with a sigh. She wished she could deny her friend’s accusatory words, but there was a ring of truth to them. She had been neglecting her friendship with Bernadette since meeting Keene, along with every other thing in her life that didn’t involve rocking back and forth on his dick or swallowing it whole.
. “Worse than being tossed aside for a guy is never even having met the competition. What’s the big secret, Merce? Are you ashamed?”
. “No,” Mercy quickly defended her relationship.
. “So you have been choosing back bend over best friend,” Bernadette smirked.
. “Oh, Bern,” Mercy said, slumping against the back of her chair, shoulders hunched in defeat. “I always detested those shallow, needy bitches who dropped their girlfriends the minute a guy came along. And now I’m one of them.”
. “God damn it, Mercy.”
. “I know. I’m such a cunt.”
. “It’s not just that. How could you have a boyfriend and not even tell me about him?”
. Mercy shrugged. “I don’t know. I guess it all just . . . got away from me somehow.”
. And indeed it had. Ever since their week together spent at Maggy’s house, Mercy and Keene had been literally joined at the hips. Any time that wasn’t spent in some sexual position was time spent apart. Her summer activities consisted of work and fucking Keene in hotel rooms up and down the eastern coastline. She’d been accompanying him to various cities where he was scheduled to be a speaker at writing seminars and workshops. So far she’d been to Myrtle Beach, Virginia Beach, Mystic, Ocean City, up and down the Jersey shore, tanning and shopping by day, having dinner and sex with Keene after the sun set.
. Not that she was complaining, or dissatisfied with any of it. She was living a life most women only held in their fantasies. To spend a summer touring seaside resorts with the man she loved, a man who was intelligent, good-looking, charismatic, attentive, scholarly and successful, not to mention made her come every single night, was akin to a plot ripped right from the pages of a Jayne Ann Krentz novel. She hadn’t meant to neglect Bernadette, or even keep Keene a secret from her, but there just wasn’t enough time to keep anything else going. On the rare occasion she was home, she was either working or packing for a her next getaway. Even her own mother knew little about Keene, only that he was a published author and that her daughter was traveling with him. They’d never met. But Mercy was beginning to feel it was time to introduce him to the other people in her life.
. “Does that Labor Day invitation include Keene?” she asked her friend over dessert, the bulk of the meal having been spent filling Bernadette in on her whirlwind summer love affair.
. “After everything you’ve told me, I wouldn’t have you without him,” Bernadette said, a devilish gleam in her eye.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Two days after her outing with Bernadette, Mercy attended a reading circle at the house of one of Keene’s writing colleagues in Cherry Hill. Asher Plattington was a fifty-six-year-old sociology professor at La Salle University who had recently completed a science fiction novel that he was currently querying to New York agencies.
. “If they’re not from New York, they don’t exist,” he boomingly declared to anyone tolerant enough to hold a one-on-one conversation with him. Like Keene, he’d been published in various literary journals and fiction magazines. Unlike Keene, as of yet he’d failed to secure himself a publishing deal. The two men had met at La Salle two years ago, where Keene periodically taught a course on how to construct professional query letters and synopses.
. “That’s not true,” Keene later said to Mercy, overhearing Asher’s latest denouncing of non-New York representation. “There are plenty of good agencies right here in Pennsylvania, not to mention D.C., Florida, California.”
. “Isn’t your agent in New York?”
. “Yes,” he admitted, and she nudged him playfully.
. “So modest.”
. Mercy just knew this book of Keene’s, his debut novel, was going to be a bestseller. It took her just three days to read and critique the manuscript, offering little suggestion on how it could be improved. It was engaging, crisp, hip, suspenseful, chock full of sexual longing and teenaged angst; it had all the elements of any successful Young Adult series. Mercy wouldn’t be surprised if after a few volumes the CW didn’t snatch it up and turn it into a television series, a’la The Vampire Diaries or Gossip Girl.
. Asher’s book, by contrast, was a plodding, self-indulgent journey, full of pretentious prose, inane sub-plots, and juvenile dialogue. The excerpt he’d read aloud tonight, a scene in which our heroic gang of space travelers is abducted, chained up and subsequently raped by a raven-haired, big-busted alien with five vaginas, was as offensive as it was pointless.
. “He basically wrote a novel about his eleven-year-old wet dream fantasies,” Mercy griped in the car on the ride home. “It’s one thing to write that misogynistic crap–super-intelligent men being repeatedly forced to fuck an insatiable dumb-as-shit big-boobed alien in her six devouring vaginas–but to then speak it aloud to a room full of women?” she huffed. “What a douchebag.”
. “Well, I wouldn’t exactly call that misogynistic–”
. “Well, it is crap,” she snapped, whipping her head to look at him. “You do agree it’s crap. And degrading. And juvenile.”
. He was facing ahead, keeping his eyes on traffic, but she saw a small smile pulling at the corner of his lips. She slapped his thigh.
. “Ow!” he said, jerking his leg.
. “Ow? Like that hurt. Pussy.”
. “Oh-ho-ho, so I’m a pussy, am I?”
. “Mm-hmm, so that got your attention, huh?” she asked, smiling devilishly. She leaned over the middle gear shift panel, tucking her face into his neck. “Pussy,” she whispered.
. He laughed, a silent one, deep in his throat, and she slipped a hand over his thigh.
. “Is this where it hurts?” she purred, nibbling at his ear. She moved her hand up towards his crotch. “Or is it somewhere up here?”
. “You’re getting closer,” he said, breaking out into a wide grin.
. “You want me to kiss it–” she undid the button of his gray Dockers, sliding the zipper down, “–make it all better?”
. “Maybe. Maybe in a few min–”
. His voice ended in a gasp as she reached her hand inside, nails lightly grazing his flesh.
. “Wait, wait, wait,” he said, shifting his legs, his attempt at shrugging her away not very forceful.
. “Why don’t we drive to your place?”
. Suggesting such was a gamble, she knew; for some inexplicable reason she had yet to see where he lived. She didn’t even have his address. All she knew was he lived fifteen minutes away from her in neighboring town Shillington.
. “Why can’t I know where you live?” she’d asked him one day last month when their most recent conversation on the topic grew heated. “I don’t even know if it’s a house, a condo, an apartment. Under a bridge somewhere. Are you married or something? Have a girlfriend? Little boys’ bodies in the crawlspace? Or, worst of all, still live with mommy?”
. “I don’t want you stalking me,” had been his flippant answer. Then he’d crawled out of her bed–it was more than fine to screw at her house–and left, not bothering to call or show up at the café for over a week. She’d actually been the one to call and apologize, and hadn’t brought up the topic since. But now that she had him in this vulnerable state, perhaps he’d cave a little.
. No such luck. He shook her off, successfully this time, composing himself at the next red light.
. The rest of the ride to her house was spent in silence. He pulled into the vacant driveway, Trixie being out for the evening. He put the car in park, staring straight ahead through the windshield, waiting for her to exit.
. “Keene.”
. “Good night, Mercy.”
. “Seriously?” she sighed, exasperated. “This is getting ridiculous, Keene. What’s the big fucking deal?”
. “What is the big fucking deal, Mercy? Why are you so obsessed with going to my place?”
. “Because you’re so obsessed with keeping it secret.”
. “It’s not a secret,” he said, raising his voice. “I just haven’t taken you there. I’m not married, I don’t have a girlfriend. I live alone. No dead bodies, no Star Wars dolls on every shelf, no women’s panties in the drawers. Sorry if that answer isn’t good enough for you. But you’re not going to trick, guilt, manipulate or blow your way into my apartment.”
. “Whoa. An apartment. You let that one slip.”
. He shook his head, a smirk on his face. “Just go, Mercy.”
. When she didn’t move he said, “Would you like me to open the door for you?”
. “Are you going to be a big baby and avoid me for a week again?”
. Finally he turned to face her. “Why are you giving me a hard time?”
. She stared at him. Is that what she was doing? Had she started this argument? The night had been fine. She and Keene mingling with the guests at Asher’s house, getting frisky in the car afterwards. Why had she gone and ruined all that? Before she opened her bitch mouth the night had been heading towards an orgasm. Now it seemed she’d be spending it alone in her bed, asking the empty room what went wrong.
. “I’m sorry,” she said softly, reaching out to touch his face. He tilted his head down and kissed her hand.
. “It’s okay,” he whispered. She leaned in for a kiss. Soft, loving, no tongue.
. “Please come in.”
. “I can’t,” he said.
. “Can’t?” She gently cupped the bulge between his legs. “Why not?”
. He took her by the wrist, moving her hand back over to her side of the car. “I just can’t.”
. She nodded, backing away. She wanted to get in the house, suddenly feeling a desperate urge to cry. Her hand fumbled with the handle, and before she stepped out, his hand was on her arm.
. “Hey.”
. She paused, halfway out the door. She did not turn back to look at him. “Yes?”
. “There’s nothing wrong here, okay? I just don’t think it’s a good idea tonight.”
. She nodded again. “Yep. I know.”
. Up in her room, she threw her body across the bed and dissolved into tears. She cried through changing into her pajamas, brushing her teeth, and two episodes of Dance Moms.
. She hadn’t even asked him about Labor Day weekend.